I can now kubectl get pods. HELL YEEEAAAAHH!!!!

alpine/rootfs-extra/etc/conf.d/kubelet

@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+command_args="--bootstrap-kubeconfig=/etc/kubernetes/bootstrap-kubelet.conf --kubeconfig=/etc/kubernetes/kubelet.conf --cgroup-driver=cgroupfs --config=/var/lib/kubelet/config.yaml"

alpine/rootfs-extra/etc/crictl.yaml

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+runtime-endpoint: unix:///var/run/crio/crio.sock
+image-endpoint: unix:///var/run/crio/crio.sock
+timeout: 10
+debug: false

alpine/rootfs-extra/etc/fstab

@@ -1 +0,0 @@
-none /sys/fs/cgroup cgroup2 defaults 0 0

alpine/rootfs-extra/etc/init.d/kubelet

@@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
+#!/sbin/openrc-run
+# Copyright 2016-2017 Gentoo Foundation
+# Distributed under the terms of the GNU General Public License v2
+
+export PATH="/usr/local/bin:/usr/local/sbin:$PATH"
+
+supervisor=supervise-daemon
+description="Kubelet, a Kubernetes node agent"
+
+if [ -e /var/lib/kubelet/kubeadm-flags.env ]; then
+	. /var/lib/kubelet/kubeadm-flags.env;
+fi
+
+command="/usr/local/bin/kubelet"
+command_args="${command_args} ${KUBELET_KUBEADM_ARGS}"
+pidfile="${KUBELET_PIDFILE:-/run/${RC_SVCNAME}.pid}"
+: ${output_log:=/var/log/$RC_SVCNAME/$RC_SVCNAME.log}
+: ${error_log:=/var/log/$RC_SVCNAME/$RC_SVCNAME.log}
+
+depend() {
+    after crio
+	need cgroups crio
+}