I can now kubectl get pods. HELL YEEEAAAAHH!!!!

makefile

@@ -202,6 +202,21 @@ $(RELEASE_IMAGE): $(RELEASE_DEPS) | $(OUT_DIR)
 
 	test -f $@
 
+check-functions:
+	@echo "Checking function calls vs definitions..."
+	@awk '/^main\(\)/ { in_main=1; next } \
+	      in_main && /^\}/ { in_main=0 } \
+	      in_main && /^[[:space:]]*[a-zA-Z_][a-zA-Z0-9_]*[[:space:]]*$$/ { \
+	          gsub(/^[ \t]+/, "", $$0); \
+	          print $$0 \
+	      }' ./alpine/rootfs-extra/opt/scripts/bootstrap-control-plane.sh \
+	      | sort -u > /tmp/called.txt
+	@grep -E '^[a-zA-Z_][a-zA-Z0-9_]*\(\)' ./alpine/rootfs-extra/opt/scripts/bootstrap-control-plane.sh \
+	      | sed 's/().*//' \
+	      | sort -u > /tmp/defined.txt
+	@echo "Missing functions:"
+	@comm -23 /tmp/called.txt /tmp/defined.txt || true
+
 # ---- User targets ------------------------------------------------------------
 
 release: $(RELEASE_IMAGE)